Two Aussies, Davo and Johnno, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, Davo stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.
This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter, Davo blurted out: “Turn the entire ocean into beer!”
The genie clapped his hands and immediately turned the sea into the hard-earned thirst quencher. With that he vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Then Johnno looked disgustedly at Davo.
“Nice going mate!” Now we’ve gotta piss in the boat.”
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