A bakery owner hires an attractive young lass who, it just so happens, likes to wear short skirts and G-strings.
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the girl and sees the loaves of bread behind the counter.
Noticing the length of her skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.
“I wonder if I could have some raisin bread please.” The young man says politely.
The girl nods and climbs a ladder to reach the raisin bread, located on the highest shelf. The young man, standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view of her nethers, just as he surmised he would.
As she descends the ladder, he muses that he really should get two loaves, as he is expecting company. As the young lady retrieves the second loaf, another young male customer notices what’s going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view.
With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye another male customer and pretty soon, each male is asking for raisin bread just to see her climb up and down.
After many trips up the ladder she’s tired, irritated and thinking that she is really going to have to try the bread herself.
Finally once again atop the ladder, she stops and glares down at the men standing below. She’s served almost everyone except an elderly man who’s starring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip she yells at the elderly man. “Is it raisin’ for you too?”
“No,” stammers the old man, “but it’s quivering!”
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