A bodybuilder picks up a cute blonde in a club and takes her home. When they get there, he takes off his shirt. The blonde exclaims: "What a great chest you have!"
He tells her: "That's 100lb of dynamite baby."
He takes off his pants and the blonde says: "What massive calves you have!"
"That's 100lb of dynamite baby."
He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment, screaming in fear.
The bodybuilder throws his clothes back on and chases after her. he catches up and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies: "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was."

It's a fact
A newborn hedgehog starts to get their spines within 24 hours of birth.
All cyclones form over water and last for about 10 days.
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